We’re only a few episodes into Season 9 of Summer House, but a feud has already emerged — and this time it’s between Paige DeSorbo and Kyle Cooke.
While listening to Kyle’s DJ set during Episode 3, Paige pulled Ciara Miller aside to talk to her about some texts she’d received that morning from Kyle. As they scrolled through the messages, both were locked in.
“This morning I received a bit of rage texting from Kyle Cooke,” Paige explained as she went on to read the texts out loud: “Honestly beyond discouraged. With Craig [Conover] too. This wouldn’t be a topic today if it wasn’t for him and about a dozen lies. I can’t believe this is where Hannah [Berner] is at three years later. I’m f–king apes–t.”
As Ciara looked on, Paige continued.
“So that’s what happened to me today,” she told her friend. “What about me gave you the impression you could text me talking s–t about my best friend and my boyfriend? Like, what the f–k? You have both of their numbers. Be an adult, and if you see something on the internet that makes you upset, sit with it for a minute and then text the person that said it. You trying to put me in the middle of it is absolutely insane.”
Ciara had something bothering her, too: “The other thing that’s annoying to me is that Kyle’s thinking that everyone has to have this allegiance to him. Like, f–k you. When have you ever supported a single thing I’ve done?”
Paige went on to note that she’s drank his drink — that would be Loverboy — for “seven f–king years” and attends all his events while he never supports her endeavors.
“The only reason I came here tonight was so someone kept his wife company while he pretends to be Diplo. Like, please,” she added.
Did Kyle Cooke apologize to Paige DeSorbo?
Back in the Hamptons after Kyle’s DJ set, Paige told Ciara that Kyle approached her during his event. “He just goes, ‘Hey, sorry about all those texts earlier,'” she said. “And I was just like, ‘alright.’ … It was just like, weird.”
In a confessional, Paige added more.
“Really, he sounds like a dad being like, ‘Those are your friends and they’re doing bad things and so are you.’ And I’m like, ‘Dad, I don’t smoke weed.’ Like, I didn’t do it,” she said. “I didn’t go on a podcast and talk about you. I didn’t join a spritz company and post about it. Like, why am I getting yelled at on a Thursday morning at 9:30? I already don’t want to be awake.”
Where Paige DeSorbo stands with Amanda Batula amid her drama with Kyle Cooke
Back with Ciara, she added that Kyle is “so lucky” he’s married to Amanda Batula — otherwise Paige would have a lot more to say to him.
“He’s so lucky he’s married to the woman he’s married to, because it’s the only reason I don’t go up one f–king side of him and down the other. Now, I’ve gotten to a point where, like, you’ve f–ked with my best friend. You’re f–king with my boyfriend. You disrespect me, you think you can text me anything you want. F–k you. Like, you’re lucky I don’t buy Loverboy and f–king sell it.”
In the end, Paige declared that she’d bring up some of her thoughts to Kyle during Lindsay Hubbard’s sex reveal dinner — but we’ll have to wait until next week to see how that goes down.
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Summer House airs Wednesdays at 9/8c on Bravo and streams the next day on Peacock.