Summer Associate Really Bit Off More Than She Could Chew: A summer associate decided to make a lasting impression — via bite marks. Multiple chomped colleagues later, she’s learned Hannibal Lecter isn’t the ideal lawyerly role model..
MAGA Meltdowns Down Realizing Superman Is Undocumented: Suffering a “Crisis on Infinite Cable Networks,” Republicans freaked out this week because Superman is a literal undocumented alien.
Pam Bondi Solves Epstein Case By Losing All The Evidence: The only thing distracting Republican rage from Superman is Pam Bondi pulling an Al Capone’s vault on that Epstein client list she swore was “on my desk.” Either her desk is a portal to another dimension or she lied.
This Demand Letter Response Brought To You By The Letters F and U: Lawyer’s scorched Earth response involves less Latin, more “pardon my French.”
Welcome to Equity! Please Deposit Your Soul And Way More Money: You might be shocked at how much firms charge their partners.
Get In The Office, Or Get Out: The RTO hammer drops again, because nothing builds morale like a badge swipe and having to risk a Summer Associate bite.
Elite Latham Litigator Joins Firm That Didn’t Trade Integrity: Latham’s top appellate attorney defects to Jenner & Block in wake of Trump deal.
With Corrupt Allies Like These, Who Needs Imagined Enemies?: Trump administration put in tight spot after El Salvador admits prisoners sent to their prison remain under U.S. control, undermining weeks of DOJ representations to the courts claiming the opposite.
Be Sure To Fully Consider The Question Before Answering A Bar Exam Question… Especially If You ARE The Bar Exam: California’s February disaster was the predictable result of moving too fast.