* Elon Musk threatens to sue Apple because OpenAI somehow performs better than his model that calls itself “MechaHitler.” [CNBC]
* “Crypto” and “fraud”? How are those words possibly linked. [Law360]
* Diversity experts fired from cowardly law firms face a tough market of equally cowardly potential employers. [American Lawyer]
* SCOTUS going to bring back torturing gay children as a treat for their fans. [Bloomberg Law News]
* ABA opposes Trump’s law firm crackdown proving they have more guts than some of the law firms. [Reuters]
* Ohtani might be adding historic legal troubles to his plate. [SF Gate]
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